Football Demotivational Poster
FANTASY FOOTBALL -
SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.
THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964
PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.
TOM BRADY - They keep calling me a "PRETTY BOY".... Do YOU think I'm "PRETTY"?
GODS TEAM -
J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!
REALITY - Some people ignore it more than others
BREAK DANCE - Sometimes really breaks
BRADY-ING - Before Tebowing there was this...
LUNCH MONEY - COUGH IT UP! C'mon cry-baby Cough it up! You gonna cry li'l girl CRY! CRY! CRY!
ORANGE - The perfect color for a school. You can go to the game on Saturday, hunt on Sunday and pick up trash on the side of the freeway the rest of the week.
2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.
1ST AND 9.144 -
GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!
FERDINAND POCKET - So Thats Where Carlos Tevez Left His Key
FOOTBALL SEASON - It has never been more delicious!
18 Inches -
227 AND COUNTING - You know your love life is bad when someone says to you 'The Colts backup QB gets more action than you do'
NORTH VS SOUTH -
WHAT DOES IT TAKE -
17/9/2011 - Marks the date of the inaugrual ineligibowl, to be played against Ohio State and Miami.
BALL TO THA FACE - Didn't See That One Coming, Did You?
The look i get when -
AMERICANS ARE DIFFERENT -
Epic Win Giants -
CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?
JAMARCUS RUSSELL - To simply call him a 'bust' would be an insult to the likes of Ryan Leaf
PARITY - Even WITH it, some teams just suck
STUPID BEN, STUPID STEELERS -
IT’S SIMPLE -
FOOTBALL - it hurts to lose
DINGLE BERRY - Not where you'd expect to find one.
SCOTT NORWOOD - His political stance is wide right
FOOTBALL - The most masculine venue for ass-grabbing this country has to offer.
AMERICAN FOOTBALL - Like Rugby but with pads, tights and girls.
FEARLESS BASTARD - ... Because it's Wayne Rooney, nuff' said.
CALIFORNIA KID - Aaron Rodgers grew up dreaming of taking the 49ERS to the SUPERBOWL. Maybe next time he can do it in a 49ERS Jersey.
NFL QUARTERBACKS -
GOOD CALL REF - Let's be honest, we didn't need instant replay to know that.
Epic Win Giants -
ALIENS IN FOOTBALL - and Kal-El from Krypton, yet again, makes ANOTHER touchdown!
SOONERS FANS - They March To Their own Drummer
PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!
TEBOWING - You better pray for the win cause you sure don’t have the talent to get it yourself.
MAN I HATE.... - Supporting them at their lowest point So that when they are successful again, they can never be referred to as 'bandwagon fans'
FROZEN ASSETS -
THERE WE HAVE IT -
REFEREES - When your just sick and tired of people running you over
POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.
NAME CHANGE -
TROY POLAMALU - Men want to be him. Women....... want to know what kind of conditioner he uses.
Raider's 19 - 17 Cowboy's -
INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES -
NUMBER ONE - ...on the most consecutive losses list.
DR. HOUSE - Turning Doctors Into Superbowl Champions
Sweet Home Alabama -
R.I.P AL DAVIS -
WORLD CUP FINAL - The most awaited moment for freestyle wrestling lovers.
PUBLIC ENEMY #1 - It sucks when everyone hates you
PUB WISDOM - "If a girl can explain the offside rule, she is not a she"
RAIDERS FANS - It looks like they've toned it done a bit in recent years
FOOTBALL NINJA - His foot will kick your balls.
TRAGEDY - 15 minutes of this Dog Hater's life being more important than soldiers in Iraq.
GOALIE - if your job is defending the goal, dont waste time getting hit in the face
TESTICLES - Now in the shape of cleats!
The 25yr Rebuilding Plan -
DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY - YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY
ARGENTINA VS. GERMANY -
BROTHERS IN ARMS - Naw, we're not sore about that misunderstanding back in 1812. Hey! How about a game of football?
AMERICA - We put more military power towards a football game than most countries put towards national defense
THE SPLITS - He's doing them wrong!
VIKING SUPERBOWL FORMULA - See Brett. See Brett retire. See Brett unretire. See Brett sign. See Vikings' fans soil themselves with glee.
MADDEN VIDEOGAME SERIES - You won't know football but you'll think you do!
AWESOME - Nathan Tyson Flags Ltd Only available in Red. Much to the dissapointment of others!
Cereal killer -
COMFORT - Sometimes you need another guy when you ruin your undefeated season.
TWO MONTHS OF REHABILITATION - Chicks Dig Scars But No One Likes a Limper
NATION HEALING - Phoenix dust storm, Wild fires in New Mexico, Alabama tornadoes Missouri river flooding, Collective Bargaining riots, etc etc We could've used a li'l of that too.
SUPER OWL -
OH MY GOODNESS - What a Beautiful Football
SAFETY FIRST - The Golden Rule!!!
HANDBALL - Some people mistakenly believe it's played with feet.
THE FUTURE -
FOOTBALL - You use your feet and a ball!
FOOTBALL - Toss it with your hands. Catch it with your hands. Run with it in your hands.
CONSEQUENCES - Not what this man was thinking of when he volunteered for this job.
QUIET, QUIET... - My lineman can't hear the snap count...
GERMAN FOOTBALL FAIL - And that's the same guy...
SPECIAL OLYMPICS - Where football recruits 95% of its players.
Super Bowl -
COME ON LADS -
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