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Football Demotivational Poster


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm
Who plays this anyway?

SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.

TAGS: packers vikings football nfl favre
Rating: 3.39/5
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:27 am
Hey! >:( I'm a Vikings fan! ... And I completely agree...
Devilkin9030 - October 24, 2009, 11:43 pm
Where no one expects them to do anything... And then they have their best season in forever.
Paranoia - August 27, 2009, 4:32 am
I still thinks it says something that after so many years there is still a team who would make him first string. besides who is gonna argue with 10-12 million for 4 months of work?

THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964

TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
At least they aren't the Lions.

PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.

TAGS: cheese packers tophats greenbay football
Rating: 4.06/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:38 pm
I live next to Titletown. How do you think I feel?


TAGS: gods team 49ers football agnostic
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:37 am
Fact of the matter... The Niners are batting 1.000. Steelers, a mere .857
ANON - November 4, 2009, 12:01 pm
Until now...you were one of my favorite motifakers RON...now...i might be sick...The NINERS??? REALLY? BLAH
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yeah, but I'm ok with that one more than the blatantly piss poor job back then. There were some other questionable calls to end this one as well, not QUITE as bad but yeah....hey THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE 4!!! f***ers....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:19 pm
Except are we forgeting that this last superbowl was handed to the Steelers by the Zebras...that was an out of bounds catch that won it for them!
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:17 pm
fitting that they all have determined the outcome of each others Championship records.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:15 pm
I really do think that the steelers were given the Seattle super bowl. That was by far the most lopsided refereeing I've ever seen. So It could easily still be 5 all. And all three teams have battled it out in some very close games so It's kinda.....
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:09 pm
Well you forgot the eagles...oooops no you didn't!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:07 pm
Ya know MO between the 49ers, the Steelers *my fingers hurt after typing that* and Dallas there are no team that are close to these is superbowl wins
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:46 pm
See now Ron. I disagree whole heartedly. I actually made the trip to Texas Stadium to see a game before it was decommisioned. NIK and I got to see God's team whoop the hell outta the niners. Even though the rivalry has died since "the catch" days....

TOM BRADY - They keep calling me a "PRETTY BOY".... Do YOU think I'm "PRETTY"?

TAGS: brady bieber rugby football nfl
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - May 16, 2012, 5:51 am
I know but it wasn't around then...
caveman - May 16, 2012, 1:46 am
Hey, this one and a couple others of yours would do good on sporting breakdown

REALITY - Some people ignore it more than others

TAGS: detroit lions football
Rating: 2.19/5
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 11:19 am
1 L for the subliminal message I received

BREAK DANCE - Sometimes really breaks

TAGS: france football team cisse injury
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by radioactive13

radioactive13 - February 24, 2010, 5:15 pm
Poor Cisse, he was the top Franch national football team forward. After this, his career was screwed up. Now he's with the Greek team Panathinaikos, and he's doing well.
Derek - February 23, 2010, 8:11 pm
Those soccer players aren't always putting it on. Yeouch!

BRADY-ING - Before Tebowing there was this...

LUNCH MONEY - COUGH IT UP! C'mon cry-baby Cough it up! You gonna cry li'l girl CRY! CRY! CRY!

ORANGE - The perfect color for a school. You can go to the game on Saturday, hunt on Sunday and pick up trash on the side of the freeway the rest of the week.

TAGS: funny football ut
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by aintright

jeffhardy25 - October 1, 2011, 1:02 am
Orange? What about the b**** in pink?
Derek - June 21, 2010, 2:37 am
You see Culos, you're just another crim!

2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.

1ST AND 9.144 -

TAGS: american football
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Reality Lord - November 20, 2012, 6:24 am

Curious...aside from the USA are there any other countries that couldn't aafford the conversion.....like....40 YEARS AGO
Airman - October 12, 2012, 2:06 pm
I like this. Nice job. Hits the nail on the head. It didn't make sense in baseball either
Haarakkon - October 12, 2012, 2:25 am
I've been floating in and out a bit. Thx, Rerun.
rerun - October 11, 2012, 8:17 pm

nice, and good (great actually) to see ya Haar.

GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!

TAGS: september challenge good vs evil football
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:59 pm
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:30 pm
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:33 pm
4L Starwars meh...

FERDINAND POCKET - So Thats Where Carlos Tevez Left His Key

TAGS: funny arse pocket football
Rating: 3.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:21 pm
Omg! :O

FOOTBALL SEASON - It has never been more delicious!

TAGS: snackadium football
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by smalltownguy

Krissie - October 13, 2012, 9:00 pm
5 hungry lions! I need...No, wait...I HAVE to do this!!!!

227 AND COUNTING - You know your love life is bad when someone says to you 'The Colts backup QB gets more action than you do'


TAGS: 49ers football famous gal coming over
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by ronsart

RON - September 20, 2009, 11:32 pm
Good day today...Seahawks 10...49ers 23!!!
SteveAlvey - August 31, 2009, 10:49 am
Ron, you may want to edit the seminole necklace...

17/9/2011 - Marks the date of the inaugrual ineligibowl, to be played against Ohio State and Miami.

TAGS: football college cheats play game
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - August 24, 2011, 4:07 am
Well i live in Australia, soooooo
Iconoclast - August 24, 2011, 12:48 am
and in the USA 9/17 is Constitution Day, marking the ratification of the US Constitution.
ICEMAN - August 23, 2011, 11:19 am
Yeah, well, on this continent it's 9/17/2011.

18 Inches -


BALL TO THA FACE - Didn't See That One Coming, Did You?

TAGS: soccer football ball face
Rating: 1.98/5

More motifakes by malVs

leeebling - December 19, 2008, 6:10 am
What are these soccer fags you speak of? I've smoked for years and never seen them, they sound cool.
American - September 30, 2008, 6:08 pm
Ya....you little soccer playin b****!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 11:47 am
But wait, you're a staunch traditionalist when it comes to calling it football and not soccer (which has a known etymology and use) but you think this is 'lolarious'? Why be picky or fickle about the development of terms? Just accept both.
Jonny Shadez - September 25, 2008, 11:15 am
What is this soccer of which you speak, I think you'll find he plays football. It's called football because it's played with the feet, that's why a ball to the face is lolarious.
American - September 10, 2008, 6:02 pm
Soccer fags are used to having balls in their faces!

The look i get when -

TAGS: look football
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by xnavygunner

xnavygunner - October 19, 2014, 10:04 am
Work. lol
lgvernon - October 18, 2014, 11:12 pm

And just where have you been!?


TAGS: football soccer world cup nascar tv
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - February 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
The hell it is!
andyreddson - February 22, 2011, 6:16 pm
That's because it's spelled "S-O-C-C-E-R."
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:04 pm
*face palms* I've refereed soccer (football) for 6 years now. there is nothing like getting yelled at for doing my job right. The best part is wen I get to throw coaches out of games though. They all act like they never saw it coming.
forseti - June 29, 2010, 5:27 pm
we could talk down every form of sport if we want. i just found this pic related to the world cup. i'm watching poker all the time. pretty stupid as well if i think about it ;)
Kung-Fu Devil - June 29, 2010, 8:20 am
Yes. Yes it is.
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:35 pm
Oh yeah, and watching a bunch of guys kicking a ball back & forth is absolutely riveting.
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:53 pm
haha..., and they STILL manage to CRASH...!!


TAGS: college football
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

afrothunder - March 3, 2010, 7:11 pm
Being new to motifake, I'm sure my word isn't worth much. However, the best rivalry in North American Sports (Not just college) according to ESPN is The Game, also known as Michigan-Ohio State. (http://espn.go.com/endofcentury/s/other/bestrivalries.html)
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 4:49 pm
i am from the north in the middle of big ten country and played for NDSU and its not the same up here. go to a highschool game in texas or florida. its jsut better. we have pointed out 5 schools the SEC has 10 that are better with better fans.
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 3:51 pm
I live in an SEC college town, and Airman is all over it, like BBQ sauce on a rib.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 3:46 pm
I like that. Douchebag f***tard. I might find the appropriate avatar to go with that.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 3:40 pm
my goodness. Tennessee's Neyland stadium is now over 104,000, which seems to be more than 102,000. And I live in colorado, which, unfortunately, is Broncos country. college ball takes a back seat here
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 3:36 pm
Probably not matt, kinda like when i heard the name of my lil bros band tournament "cou*** Fest" i got super excited and was let down when it was a bunch of high school band geeks
Fatt Matt - March 3, 2010, 3:31 pm
wow... someone takes their football seriously... randomhero, is Beaver Stadium what i hope it is? It's not, is it?
randomhero1090 - March 3, 2010, 3:21 pm
Read this as well you douchebag... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_Stadium
randomhero1090 - March 3, 2010, 3:19 pm
This is the biggest piece of sh*t i've ever seen. PSU is 107k, Michigan 106k, OSU 102k. Please seach Penn State tailgate fcuktard. Obviously this dumb redneck has never been to a football game in the "North," since he thinks the Civil War is still on.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 2:55 pm
actually, Lincoln Nebraska is amazing on game day too.. but it would be hard to beat the Georgia-Florida "worlds biggest ****tail party" for atmosphere. Tennessee's stadium now seats 104,000 putting it ahead of OSU
magicbikes - March 3, 2010, 1:50 pm
The top 3 college football stadiums by capacity: Penn State Michigan Ohio State They are from the north, by the way. Being from the south I would suspect you would have to be told that.
me4891 - March 3, 2010, 1:07 pm
I am from the North and will say this is absolutely true. Looking forward to next fall already
kingsholmmad - March 3, 2010, 12:46 pm
That's why you Americans don't understand rugby: REAL dedication involves going to Twickenham and being able to enjoy the game in spite of a diet of cucumber sandwiches and Pimms.
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 12:13 pm
5L's and mostly true only Where is the largest college stadium? michian and who has the most stright sellouts Ohio State, even though i hate them. Just saying still the last line is very very true.

Epic Win Giants -

TAGS: win super bowl giants football
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by Redov

datnigga - July 2, 2008, 11:07 pm
sports nerds actually play the game too. that must be why you hate us. because we're able to kick your a**.
Sean - April 5, 2008, 12:49 am
Who do I hate less: Sports nerds or gamer nerds ? ... Now there's a depressing coin toss waiting to happen.

CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?

TAGS: kick football sports hurt nuts
Rating: 4.45/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:08 am
*winces, but laughs at "nuts" as a tag* At least they wear cups in football. Tennis balls to the groin hurt too. :/

JAMARCUS RUSSELL - To simply call him a 'bust' would be an insult to the likes of Ryan Leaf

PARITY - Even WITH it, some teams just suck

TAGS: football steelers cleveland
Rating: 2.62/5

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HtD - December 27, 2008, 4:44 am
I think the Lions are more fitting.



FOOTBALL - it hurts to lose

TAGS: football fail
Rating: 3.79/5

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Greeny - July 26, 2011, 5:55 pm
looks more like squash to me
forseti - July 26, 2011, 4:41 pm
that's faceball I guess

DINGLE BERRY - Not where you'd expect to find one.

FOOTBALL - The most masculine venue for ass-grabbing this country has to offer.

AMERICAN FOOTBALL - Like Rugby but with pads, tights and girls.

TAGS: american football
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by scaryfishman

oh shuddup - January 9, 2009, 5:05 pm
lols leave the poor yanks alone, they have a hard enough time being ...well...being that way.
HtD - January 8, 2009, 4:49 am
Apples and oranges, you ***k.
RubySucks - November 6, 2008, 6:04 pm
well ya they're different, tard. if they were the same, why would we need to compare them?
NoVa KaInE - October 17, 2008, 2:27 am
PEOPLE!! They are TWO count 'em TWO different sports meaning they are UN-COMPARABLE
RnR - September 24, 2008, 3:32 pm
if you ever meet a real rugby player, tell him that to his face. BTW: do you want to be buried or cremated?
RugbySucks - September 24, 2008, 2:29 pm
Rugby doesn't need "armour" because they hit like little p**** fags!
d - July 23, 2008, 6:58 pm
The world series is baseball... not football, good try though -Stupid Eurofags, yay!!!!
e - July 20, 2008, 12:00 am
Z, like you uneducated freaks spell it.... - McDonalds, yay!!!!!
g - July 19, 2008, 11:58 pm
Haha, so true!!! Man theyre pussies! they need armour, and have to stop every 5 secs to make a new game-plan.... yip, and they call it the world series even though they are the only "country" (more like organisation, and yes it is spelt with an S, not a
Sean - April 13, 2008, 6:02 pm
What's true? That compared to rugby players, football players are girls because they need pads and wear tights?
bob - April 12, 2008, 8:59 pm
that is so true

FEARLESS BASTARD - ... Because it's Wayne Rooney, nuff' said.

CALIFORNIA KID - Aaron Rodgers grew up dreaming of taking the 49ERS to the SUPERBOWL. Maybe next time he can do it in a 49ERS Jersey.

TAGS: football
Rating: 4.2/5

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MashiMashi - January 16, 2013, 10:02 pm
MIND BLOWING no. 2, KAP was born and adaopted in Milwaukee WISCONSIN, then RACINE+FOX VALLEY WISCONSIN then moved to Northern california bay Area and went to High School in CA
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 12:43 am
Hopefully Kap can do the job. It would be nice and it has been a while. I had no idea Rodgers was from the Bay area. Good poster.



TAGS: to cowboys football
Rating: 3.25/5

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dylanklj - May 25, 2011, 2:38 am
I really liked, and i thought it wa5 awe5ome. 5L

GOOD CALL REF - Let's be honest, we didn't need instant replay to know that.

TAGS: raiders suck haha football
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Mitchell

agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:37 pm
See, mooooo? If I was mexican, I wouldn't have given this poster a 5!

Epic Win Giants -

TAGS: win super bowl giants football
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Redov

HtD - February 14, 2009, 6:52 pm
Please read this, seans g** http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3225539
datnigga - August 10, 2008, 6:38 am
least it ain't the cowpokes. but seriously. this poster is true. the pat-cheats got what they deserved
seans gay - July 27, 2008, 4:37 am
they didnt cheat n00bl3t. go and make **** motifakes noob.
susie - June 1, 2008, 4:43 pm
this is still my favorite team. and they are amazing! :D
Sean - May 23, 2008, 8:08 pm
Yea it's a lot tougher when you can't cheat

ALIENS IN FOOTBALL - and Kal-El from Krypton, yet again, makes ANOTHER touchdown!

J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!

SOONERS FANS - They March To Their own Drummer

TAGS: football
Rating: 1.2/5

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freestyler - December 13, 2009, 12:28 pm
1/5 good idea but you got it all wrong.

PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!

TAGS: destitute poor homeless satellite dish satelite sattelite directtv soccer football
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Mongo - February 25, 2010, 7:17 pm
Y'know, that looks like Pensacola, FL.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:03 am
Everyone should have the right to download pr** at high speed...everyone!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
Thanks, but I refuse to step on this one... I was rolling for hours over the door size. This is great as-is!
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 2:44 pm
AG- you have my permission to nick the pic and run with that! That was awesome!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Hiding drugs and weapons for a warlord has it's priviledges.
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 11:08 am
5 from me, Jmac. :)
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:59 am
The only thing that could make this worse, is if you could see the 60" plasma hanging on the wall inside.
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Thanks H-, been following #6 on my new list.
Haarakkon - September 18, 2009, 10:25 pm
SCORE!!!! You're on a roll, jmac.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 7:15 pm
The 11' - 7' still has me busting up. 5 lions, and nothing on.
Jmac0585 - September 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
Well spotted AG-
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
Well done Jmac0585. 5L.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:42 pm
THAT is one seriously good dish salesman.

TEBOWING - You better pray for the win cause you sure don’t have the talent to get it yourself.

MAN I HATE.... - Supporting them at their lowest point So that when they are successful again, they can never be referred to as 'bandwagon fans'


TAGS: women equality relationship football help moving
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Iconoclast - August 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
That is an excellent poster with a terrific caption. A curse on those who bombed you.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 12:03 pm
Another targeted bombing! Bring it on, little girls! Ratings mean nothing to me. Just the comments below from the people I respect.
kay9kabang - August 11, 2010, 4:47 am
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 12:08 pm
Ah, I thought it was how aggy was getting north.
culos - August 10, 2010, 7:03 am
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 6:58 am
Who do you think is steering the car?
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:27 pm

slugbug, I called it
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:55 pm
send your responses to, "How's that going for ya" at "WeDon'tCareWereGettingLaidReguarilyNow.com 5L

IF -

TAGS: football is impossible to dribble
Rating: 4.68/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 6, 2011, 4:40 am
technically you can slam a revolving door. In case of emergency they fold in half, and that's when you can slam them against each other
Azuleean - August 5, 2011, 6:24 pm
Anyone who says nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried to slam a revolving door.
Mahomygod - July 1, 2011, 7:41 am
No problem. Our footballers dribble all the time. ;D
Greeny - June 30, 2011, 8:41 pm
or weld the crack of dawn


REFEREES - When your just sick and tired of people running you over

TAGS: football
Rating: 3.5/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - October 28, 2009, 5:33 pm
I give it four - minus one for a spelling error.
north star - September 9, 2009, 9:44 pm
5 Lions 4 u! Dude getting smacked for wearing a Rams uniform.

POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.

TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


TROY POLAMALU - Men want to be him. Women....... want to know what kind of conditioner he uses.

Raider's 19 - 17 Cowboy's -

TAGS: dallas cowboys tony romo football
Rating: 4.82/5

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lgvernon - August 10, 2013, 4:53 pm

Raisin cookies are nothing but a cruel joke! How did you KNOW???? 5L~~~



TAGS: colts peyton manning indianapolis indiana funny motivational posters football nfl
Rating: 3.32/5

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calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 8:43 pm
Never heard of him charging for a autograph. I have a football autographed and he didn't charge me.

NUMBER ONE - ...on the most consecutive losses list.

TAGS: football st louis rams fail
Rating: 2.82/5

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rerun - October 4, 2009, 7:08 pm

change the date to 2009 & the jersey to Dallas Cowboys. Just watching them loose a game in the last 2 minutes

SCOTT NORWOOD - His political stance is wide right

Sweet Home Alabama -

TAGS: college sports white house football
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 6, 2014, 6:44 am
This is hilarious! 5L
Greybeard - December 5, 2014, 10:35 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - December 5, 2014, 8:28 am
I imagine the folks at Politifake would love this as much as I. Good'n GB. Keep on keepin' on


WORLD CUP FINAL - The most awaited moment for freestyle wrestling lovers.

TAGS: football world cup de jong zidane foul
Rating: 4.14/5

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forseti - July 13, 2010, 8:35 am
"everybody was Kung-Fu fighting - those kids were fast as lightning..."

PUBLIC ENEMY #1 - It sucks when everyone hates you

TAGS: football
Rating: 4/5

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Airman - January 25, 2012, 5:50 pm
the Ravens kicker, #7, missed a short field goal to win the game and go to the Super Bowl
BL4CKL1GH7 - January 25, 2012, 4:40 pm
im confused i hate football but who is the Public Enemy # 1 is it the ball or the guy in the guy kicking it

PUB WISDOM - "If a girl can explain the offside rule, she is not a she"

RAIDERS FANS - It looks like they've toned it done a bit in recent years

FOOTBALL NINJA - His foot will kick your balls.

TRAGEDY - 15 minutes of this Dog Hater's life being more important than soldiers in Iraq.


TAGS: texas mack brown barry switzer oklahoma hook em football college sucks fail
Rating: 2.41/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:23 am
nice to put up a motifake of your avatar

GOALIE - if your job is defending the goal, dont waste time getting hit in the face

TAGS: football soccor hit in face funny
Rating: 2.18/5

TESTICLES - Now in the shape of cleats!

TAGS: football kick crotch testes
Rating: 1.82/5
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
Hey, that's why they're shaped like footballs...just sayin'
Skeeter11766 - December 26, 2009, 9:10 am
If the punt gets blocked it's all worth it.

The 25yr Rebuilding Plan -



TAGS: world cup smash england soccer football
Rating: 4.3/5

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forseti - July 3, 2010, 5:57 pm
nothing new. we won two world wars! ... wait
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 3, 2010, 5:44 pm
Germany prevails!!!! *snicker
forseti - July 3, 2010, 5:38 pm
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 1:55 pm
Great match!
spaidor - July 3, 2010, 1:21 pm
i think a pork chops would be better....lol

BROTHERS IN ARMS - Naw, we're not sore about that misunderstanding back in 1812. Hey! How about a game of football?

TAGS: football is soccer
Rating: 4/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 25, 2011, 2:31 pm
Isn't it sad that they had to put the name of their country on their flag.

AMERICA - We put more military power towards a football game than most countries put towards national defense

TAGS: military football
Rating: 3.69/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 13, 2010, 6:17 am

THE SPLITS - He's doing them wrong!

VIKING SUPERBOWL FORMULA - See Brett. See Brett retire. See Brett unretire. See Brett sign. See Vikings' fans soil themselves with glee.

TAGS: vikings brett farve football
Rating: 2.71/5

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MashiMashi - April 4, 2013, 4:51 pm
And you guys nearly done it, except for a dirty play by New Orleans but really an errant pass by brett.

MADDEN VIDEOGAME SERIES - You won't know football but you'll think you do!

TAGS: madden nfl football
Rating: 2.36/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 19, 2010, 11:16 am
should I* d***, I'm tired.
CoolioIndeed - April 19, 2010, 11:14 am
hmm, is it me, or should not have put an apostrophe in there?

AWESOME - Nathan Tyson Flags Ltd Only available in Red. Much to the dissapointment of others!

Cereal killer -

COMFORT - Sometimes you need another guy when you ruin your undefeated season.

TAGS: football brady patriots
Rating: 1.96/5


TWO MONTHS OF REHABILITATION - Chicks Dig Scars But No One Likes a Limper

TAGS: ankle sprain football injury
Rating: 1.81/5

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WhiteRaven - January 20, 2009, 7:31 am
Holy Mecrob I think that is jesus!!
Stickman - September 4, 2008, 10:02 pm
No joke it was realy three, but how did you get a pic of my foot?
noodles - May 12, 2008, 6:36 pm
zomg i think i see jesus in the bruises!!!!! roflmao



TAGS: prayers pre match superbowl football
Rating: 4.84/5

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UncleJoe - February 9, 2011, 3:20 pm
Great presentation!
CoolioIndeed - February 9, 2011, 2:34 pm
There was so much fail at the singing portion of the SB.

NATION HEALING - Phoenix dust storm, Wild fires in New Mexico, Alabama tornadoes Missouri river flooding, Collective Bargaining riots, etc etc We could've used a li'l of that too.


OH MY GOODNESS - What a Beautiful Football

TAGS: football
Rating: 3.46/5

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Murer - September 19, 2009, 10:11 pm
lol - January 31, 2009, 11:55 pm
this is g** guys holding balls in their hands
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 1:38 pm
Made me giggle :P 4 lions.

SAFETY FIRST - The Golden Rule!!!

HANDBALL - Some people mistakenly believe it's played with feet.

TAGS: football handball soccer sports
Rating: 3.11/5

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Derek - July 3, 2010, 9:23 pm
There is already a game called handball, but as for manliness... only women wear pads .
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
Yeah! way more manly than soccer.......1L. You Brits and your silliness.


TAGS: future football 49er 5 superbowls how does your team have
Rating: 3/5

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motisteel - February 22, 2010, 8:21 pm
Pittsburgh... been there, done that!
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:35 pm
that last Grey Cup was interesting
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
Go Bombers!
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
Winnipeg Blue Bombers!
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:30 pm
Im from Manitoba not Saskatchewan.
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:30 pm
Go cheer for your Roughriders
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:24 pm
GO Saints!
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:18 pm
God d***t, now im pissed
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:16 pm
Game over.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:14 pm
have I ever refused ya’?...lol ur welcome Mr. G.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
Thank you, Ron.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:09 pm
OOOOOH....destiny getting closer.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:08 pm
SHUT UP PHIL!!!! Hows that?...lol
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:07 pm
Somebody please tell Phil Simms to shut the fukk up.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:39 pm
Wow... so Bing.com finally forces Google to crank out some commercials, huh?
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:33 pm
DESTINY will come thru...you,ll see.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:29 pm
Yeah it looks like it's gonna come down to the last possession.
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:27 pm
This is turning into a good game
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:26 pm
That was a fun 5 minutes...lol
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:25 pm
Spoke kind of soon there
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:21 pm
Nice to see the Saints finally ahead...lol

FOOTBALL - You use your feet and a ball!

TAGS: football
Rating: 2.97/5

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BriaHere - August 9, 2009, 8:40 pm
Love it, 5 of the fuzzy thing for football.
TehBbq - August 9, 2009, 8:37 pm
Cricket is awesome!
Fanwah - August 7, 2009, 2:05 am
Aussie Rules Football is on American Footballs' team. Soccer is g**.
Gay? Yeah, right... - June 7, 2009, 12:37 am
look at the soccer players' women!! while football players are... well you know what happens with steroids... not very "manly".
however - May 13, 2009, 2:38 am
other countries football consists of copious amounts of soccer. so its still g**er
Govn'a - February 24, 2009, 3:24 am
American football consists of copious amounts of humping, and you call soccer g**?
Man - November 8, 2008, 11:49 pm
Just call it kickball because all you do is kick the d*** thing and well call the real sport football
AmericanFootball - September 10, 2008, 6:00 pm
We'll call it what we want because soccer is g**!

FOOTBALL - Toss it with your hands. Catch it with your hands. Run with it in your hands.

TAGS: football feet hands america
Rating: 2.92/5

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GSJ21 - July 4, 2010, 6:12 am
Well said, I rest my case
forseti - July 3, 2010, 5:54 pm
i really like the football pics, but i guess you chose a tough start with that! ;)

CONSEQUENCES - Not what this man was thinking of when he volunteered for this job.

QUIET, QUIET... - My lineman can't hear the snap count...

TAGS: pope football nfl quarterback fail owned
Rating: 2.29/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:32 pm
I can't BELIEVE the Cardinals traded him.

GERMAN FOOTBALL FAIL - And that's the same guy...

TAGS: soccer football fail germany karl heinz rumminige
Rating: 2/5

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Captainglobehead - December 30, 2011, 5:05 pm
Completely different incident. Look closely at the uniforms. Nearly identical fail happened twice.
Sivark - October 31, 2010, 1:19 am
Look at the position of the hands and legs. it's not he same scene
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 1:42 am
LMAO!!! I know, right?
ladyomegasupreme - October 9, 2010, 1:41 am
it is the same guy, btu the pic was taken @ 2 differnt angles
forseti - June 23, 2010, 4:58 pm
that is exact the same scene in black and white, isn't it?!? don't get it...

SPECIAL OLYMPICS - Where football recruits 95% of its players.

Super Bowl -